Mad, really, football. The season starts in August. You kick-off with hopes and dreams and embark on a 46-game slog that spans all four seasons – and you have zero clue where the journey’s going to take you. Beautiful, annoying, football.
But through the highs and lows, you’ve been there. Whether that’s shielding your eyes from the sun in the win at Wycombe or shivering in the stands on a wistful Wednesday evening in Wigan.
So here we are. You made it this far. Good. 45 games down, one to go. And guess what? Those hopes and dreams? Still alive! Just!
Somehow, despite witnessing over 4,000 minutes of football, we’re no clearer to knowing the final outcome that 45 games of association football, should, really, produce.
For this is The Luton Way. A last-day decider. Leaving it Lutonianally late. Wouldn’t be Luton otherwise, would it?
And we wouldn’t want it any other way.
On Saturday the Hatters head to Bolton unbeaten in 11 games knowing anything less than three points (okay, not technically true, but more on that later) will simply crush those hopes and dreams for another season.
They know what they’ve got to do.
Let’s just get into it.
The maths
Put it this way, losing is not an option. An L ends the season right there and then.
A draw? Well that could could could couuuuuuld do it. For that to happen, we’d need Stevenage to lose at home to Wigan and for Plymouth to fail to beat bottom-of-the-table Northampton at Sixfields. The outside of outside chances.
A win? Well, that still might not be enough. As you know, it’s out of our hands. We’re relying on others, but we can catch three clubs should we leave Bolton victorious.
If Stevenage draw or lose and we win – we’re in. Season extended.
If either Bradford, away at Exeter, and Stockport, away at Barnsley, lose and we win – we’re in. Cancel those May holiday plans.
Make sure your phone has plenty of battery, make a beeline for any stadium Wi-Fi and, whatever you do, if any early goals go against us, whether in Bolton or elsewhere, don’t ******* panic!
A tough place to go
We’ve seen it all and so have you. All the talk. All the chat. Everywhere you look. Your social media algorithm high on League One play-off predictions.
What we 100 per cent absolutely know is that our opponents Bolton are assured of their place in the top six. They will have a shot at promotion win, lose or draw on Saturday. Two extra games, guaranteed. Therefore, no pressure Saturday. The only team in the top seven that enjoys such a cushion. On the flipside, Steven Schumacher’s side will want to finish as high as possible. It’ll give them home advantage in the second leg.
And they’ll for sure want that given this season the Trotters have lost just once on home turf. Only Lincoln, Cardiff and Bradford have won more points at home than Bolton. That’s some record – and, with 44 goals, only the top two in the division have also scored more at home.
Form-wise they’re solid, too. Hard to beat. In their last 14 games the Trotters have lost just twice. Even though eight of these have been draws, their most recent two victories have come against play-off rivals, Plymouth and Stevenage, who they hammered 5-1 a couple of weeks back. It’s fair to say it is a difficult final day assignment.
Tickets now off sale
Usually, the ticket news paragraph sits a few lines further down. Not today. Precisely 3,0003 Town fans have booked their seats for this final-day showdown and Bolton have warned us there will be no tickets available on the day. So please do not travel if you do not have a ticket. Toughsheet if you’ve missed out.
Haven’t we met before?
For many of the 2,800 Town travellers this will be a first trip to the Toughsheet Community Stadium. Probably still known as the Reebok to most, this will be our second visit to the Trotters’ home, our last coming on a freezing midweek in January 2024 in an FA Cup third round replay.
The 2-1 win, secured thanks to goals from Tahith Chong and Chiedozie Ogbene, was our first win on Bolton soil since a 2-1 win at Wanderers’ old Burnden Park ground in 1981.
We last met in League One at Kenilworth Road earlier in the season in November when a late equaliser from Gideon Kodua earned a point in a 1-1 draw.
OTD
The good: we have won away at Bolton on this day in the past. In May 1981, goals from Brian Stein, Steve White and Kirk Stephens secured a 3-0 victory. Oh for lightning to strike twice.
The bad: the last time we played on this date we were subjected to a 7-0 defeat at Fulham in 2022.
The ugly: we dropped out of the top-flight with a 2-1 defeat at Notts County in 1992.
[Honourable mentions: a 3-2 home win over Carlisle in 1998 (late Rory Allen winner, IYKYK) and a 2-1 triumph against Watford at Kenilworth Road in 1988.]
The man-in-the-middle
Carl Brook has the whistle for this one. Want a good omen? Mr Brook has overseen two of our games this season and we’ve won them both. Wigan at home back in August and Wimbledon away in April. It’ll be his first game reffing Bolton.
Team news
The Hatters will run the rule over player of the year Jordan Clark who has been missing since the 2-1 win over Northampton with a calf problem. The midfielder trained on Thursday and Friday but Jack Wilshere says he will be assessed before naming the side on Saturday. “We’ll weigh it up with the risk,” said the boss. “We want to win this game in order for us to play more games where we’d want him to play.”
Jack’s presser
The boss, who once had a loan spell at Bolton earlier in this playing days, sat down and met the media on Friday afternoon to discuss all the last-day drama. Watch it all for free, right here.
Tune in, turn on.
Simon Pitts will be, as ever, on the mic on LTFC+, going through all the emotions that only a last-day-of-the-season-decider can bring.
If you’re overseas or can’t make it to Kenilworth Road, you can watch it all unfold live on LTFC+ for £10. Audio commentary is available in the UK and abroad and it’s just £2.50 for the pleasure. Clicking here gives you those possibilities.
You can also follow our social media channels for all the build up and live updates as they happen, plus photos and behind-the-scenes content during the 90 minutes. Stay on lutontown.co.uk post-match for a full report, post-match reaction and the all-important highlights.
And finally...don’t be THAT fan.
A reminder to all supporters, no matter who you are, how old or who you’re supporting, to go about your day with respect. We continue to support the Love Football, Protect the Game campaign.
Luton Town Football Club has committed in its customer charter to providing safe match-day experiences for all supporters regardless of age, gender, ethnicity, disability or sexual orientation, and this applies equally to home and away fixtures.
In the event that any Luton supporters do make discriminatory chants, we will work with the police and football authorities to help identify such individuals. Any such fans would then face the strictest club sanctions, including football banning orders that would prevent them attending any matches, in addition to any criminal charges.
Furthermore, we would like to warn against pitch incursions and the use of pyrotechnics or missiles – including any type of object that is thrown onto the pitch during a match – which could lead to potential prosecution.
The Club can also be held responsible for the behaviour of its supporters, which could lead to substantial fines being imposed.
As a diverse and inclusive football club, we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with our fellow EFL clubs in supporting the FA’s ‘Love Football. Protect the Game’ campaign and call on all fans to enjoy the game in a positive spirit.
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Whatever happens on Saturday, thank you for your magnificent backing home and away throughout the season.
Up the Town.
